Biden Drops Out - Palin Applies CPR

October 3, 2008

Last night at Washington University in St. Louis the Vice Presidential debate was cut short when Democrat Joe Biden fainted during his answer to the third question asked by Gwen Ifill. Oback Arama jumped up from his seat and attempted to apply the Heimlich maneuver to Biden. Sarah Palin screamed, “ Not the Heimelich you goofball” and dragged Oback off of Biden. She applied CPR until paramedics arrived to transfer Biden to an ambulance for a trip to BJC hospital. Oback Arama stood vigil over VP nominee Biden until his press conference this morning.

Oback Arama has announced that Joe Biden has resigned from the race due the possibility that he has suffered a heart attack. He does not want his medical condition to jeopardize the important central issues of hope and change, and change we can believe in, change that works for you, and real change, not the last 8 years of the same change.

Because there are only 30 days until the election, Oback Arama is calling for an open competition in the spirit of the American Idol TV show to be called the Oback Arama VP Idol Show. The competitors will be Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, Dennis Kuscinich, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, and Richard Daley Jr. When asked why he was considering Sharpton, Wright, and Daley, Oback said “I added Daley because of his executive experience. As far as Sharpton and Wright, I could no more renounce them than I could renounce Tony Rezko or William Ayres. They are friends of mine and either would be a fine Vice President."

The Oback Arama VP Idol Show will air on Monday October 6, 2008 on the Oback Arama network, MSNBC . Check your local listings.