Oback and the Illusion of Flips and Flops

I had hoped that my previous post on this subject would have put this issue to rest but I feel that I must again respond to the vigorous false charges that claim that I have been shifting positions on the issues. Those who complain are making a basic philosophical error as I will now show you.

Because I received my education in the halls of the Ivy League and because I am a true 20th century liberal, you should know that truth to me has a relative quality. With respect to the issues in this campaign the truth is, of course, relative to my ability to get elected. So to those who have the primative view of truth being absolute, it would seem that my positions have shifted when in fact they have remained bedrock "true" to the anchor of my electability. These complaints of flips and flops are evidence of the intellectual bankruptcy of the neanderthal political right and it would be laughable if it weren't so pathetic. My presidency will bring hope, change and a clearer view of truth to our great country.

I'm Oback Arama and I'm running for president.